About the Barnyard Oracle
Tarot doesn't have to take itself so seriously. And neither do chickens.
The Barnyard Oracle was born from a simple (and possibly ridiculous) idea: tarot is meaningful and ancient and powerful — but also, what if the Fool was a very confident goose? What if Death rode in on a tractor? What if the High Priestess was a goat who had Seen Things?
These are hand-crafted, funny farm-animal tarot decks you can download and print at home. Every card is illustrated with the kind of earnest barnyard energy the cosmos actually deserves. No pretension. No velvet robes. Just extremely opinionated livestock.
78 cards. All of them.
Major Arcana, Minor Arcana — the whole barnyard. Cows, pigs, goats, chickens, and the occasional very wise donkey.
Hand-crafted illustrations
Every card illustrated with earnest barnyard energy. High-res, print-ready, and full of personality.
Print at home or a shop
Digital download means instant access. Print at home, take files to a print shop, or just stare at them lovingly.
For everyone
Tarot enthusiasts, curious beginners, gift-givers, and anyone who believes a goat can absolutely be The High Priestess.
The deck follows the classic 78-card structure — Major Arcana, Minor Arcana, the whole barnyard — reimagined with the animals who were clearly born for these roles. The Cow doesn't lie. The pig is wiser than you think. And that donkey? Deeply, unhelpfully oracular.
Digital download means instant access. Print at home on cardstock, take the files to your local print shop, or just stare at them lovingly while you sip your morning coffee and contemplate what the goat is trying to tell you.
Ready to let the barnyard guide you?
Browse our decks and find the one that speaks to your soul (or at least makes you laugh).