Your spirit guides are farm animals.Obviously.
Start with a funny, printable home for your daily tarot pulls.
Instant download • print at home • yours forever
A few honest promises from the barn
Brand new and proudly ridiculous. Here's what you can count on every time you check out.
Farm animals as your spiritual guides.
Yes, really.
Instant download.
No waiting. No shipping. Just vibes.
Hand-crafted by a real human
who talks to goats.
Tarot, but everyone's a barn animal
The 78-card Major & Minor Arcana — reimagined down on the farm
Meet The Hen-mit, The Wheel of Fortune Cookie Cow, and Death (it's a goose). Every classic card gets a deadpan barnyard twist with a one-line meaning you'll actually remember.
Print-at-home ready
300 DPI PDFs sized for standard card stock. Cut, sleeve, shuffle, shock your friends.
Bonus guidebook
A cheeky little manual explaining each spread — and what the cluck it all means.
Simple, one-time pricing
Buy once, download forever. Pricing shown is suggested — actual checkout is set per product.
Single Card
One printable card of your choosing.
$3
- High-res PDF
- Personal use
- Instant download
Full Deck
All 78 cards plus the guidebook.
$19
- Complete arcana set
- Bonus guidebook PDF
- Free future updates
Barn Bundle
The deck plus printable box & spreads.
$29
- Everything in Full Deck
- Printable card box
- 5 bonus spread layouts
The cows have spoken. Have you listened?
Download Barnyard Oracle today and let the barn animals chart your destiny — one absurd, beautiful card at a time.